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The Roman Catholic Church has the inalienable right and duty to convert any person to Christianity, Pope Benedict XVI said last Saturday. This wheelbarrow of papal bull even includes members of other Christian denominations (to be done through "respect and a spirit of cooperation in dialogue").

This is why I post on this board.

This is why theism will always be an ugly little cabal, wringing its blood-stained hands in Snidely Whiplash-fashion as the machetes hack another shard from the table's leg.

This is why "the whore of Babylon" no longer merits even the pity sex from a half-hearted date; it only appreciates the luster of spare change left it atop the bedroom dresser.

This is why it will be attacked from all sides.

This is why Ratzi deserves the middle finger of all nontheists (we'd drop trou and moon him, but why tempt so many back-door burglaries?).

This is why there will be more forthcoming.....